- Girl at the bar: So where are you from?
- Me: Depends who's asking.
- Girl at the bar: What do you mean?
- Me: If I think a girl is interested in me, I come up with something worldly like: I grew up homeless on the streets of Paris, earning my meals through street performing. Because the truth is very boring.
- Girl at the bar: ...So you're from Paris? I've always wanted to go there.